and all he got me was this lousy t-shirt.
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Extremely limited. Probably.
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$29 · International shipping · No refunds (obviously)
We offer S through 3XL. Our tees run true to size — if in doubt, size up. Check our sizing guide.
100% ring-spun combed cotton, 180 gsm. Soft enough for a pelican's belly, tough enough for a bike ride.
Yes! We ship worldwide. Domestic orders typically arrive in 5–7 business days, international in 10–20 depending on your region.
All sales are final — no returns, no exchanges. The pelican insists. Please double-check your size before ordering.
Extremely limited. Probably. Once they're gone, they're gone — or maybe we'll make more. The pelican is unpredictable.